You see, it used to be a very good website. Two friends would come from miles around to see it, and marvel. "Oh wow," friend 1 would say, "truly the apotheosis of web design." "It's definitely the apotheosis of web design," friend 2 would respond.

But not now.

Not any longer.

Because some malware destroyed it, and I had to delete everything.

"Mal" means bad in spanish.

and I think "Ware" is something you buy.

But I didn't even buy it.

But we've got some hyperlinks, around here. They should work more or less as you'd expect (hover over the hyperlink with the mouse cursor, then "click" with the left mouse button (or ctrl+click to possibly open the hyperlink in a new tab, if your browser supports those?))

*We didn't used to be able to do this.